You over-estimate my concern for death.

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I did not know what a striker was before reading this. (My avatar gives a good idea of my knowledge of European football.) Thanks for expanding my vocabulary.

So, who is #1 on this list? I’m really curious. All of the CFB Playoff teams from last year have been covered, as well as most of the perennially popular teams. Anxiously awaiting the results!

I live in Columbus, and I’m a Buckeye fan, but I feel the same way. I just try to avoid all of the douche bags around campus. When I was in college I actually rooted against them, because I loved seeing all of the assholes so miserable!

Every year. Every year, one of these goddamned fools shows up and tries to troll the ultimate troll. It’s painful how not-in-on-the-joke these poor souls are. I’m just surprised that it took this long, and that it was in response to an article about the Texans. Then again, most of this letter seems to be less about…

I often wonder the same thing, and my best guess is masochism.

Albert, Gawker doesn’t pay you nearly enough for the art you create.

This is true, but the point of Magary’s article seemed to be that Trump is a legitimate candidate.

Any word on where Craggs may resurface? This is the sort of thing that probably can’t be discussed publicly, but I thought I’d ask anyway because I’ll follow him wherever his talents lead him.

I found it somewhat ironic that Magary posted a GQ article about the fanatic followers of Trump and Bunerko made a post about how Trump is not an actual candidate, all in the same week. Obviously, Magary is not a trump supporter, but did this (coincidence?) cause any beef between the two?

Second this!

Also my childhood sports hero.

Barry! I watched the video from when you and Tom ate the rancid candy bars, and I have to say: I never knew that you were a hefty guy! I figured that all of you New York staffers looked like, well, Tom. Makes you much more relateable!

I’ve been missing you, Albert!

I hope that Pat Smear gets a documentary too, one of these days!

This is perfect. Thank you.

I second that!

I can't help but imagining him taking a poop, sitting in that same position and making those same faces.

Dammit, Barry.