#NotAllMarchmen
#NotAllMarchmen
I don't know why but when I am at work and I see NSFW I just can't help but click it.
You know the drill by now: Some dipshit company like GoDaddy or Carl's Jr. makes a lascivious Super Bowl ad, only to…
Here's the thing: candy corn tastes good.
"A third of American adults say that they are trying to eliminate [gluten] from their diets," reports The New Yorker,…
I hate your vertical videos. I hope they die. Like, Horizontal videos are my life.
Andrew Hawkins played three seasons for the Bengals, but he signed with the Browns this offseason. The wide receiver…
Coughlin is that high because of the league's sponsorship agreement with Life Alert.
The #Gamergate community is a hate group. Let me explain why.
Fox Sports has published a story about the handling of the sexual assault allegations against Jameis Winston; we'll…
So Prince put out two sneaky-great new albums last week, and it's understandable that your impulse was to ignore…
The Nobel Committee announced today that 17-year-old Pakistani activist Malala Yousafzai has been awarded the Nobel…
It's Dennis Mersereau, obviously.
Attendees at this week's New York Comic Con have been pleasantly greeted with large and clear signs that declare…
The Phi Delta Theta fraternity at Texas Tech University in Lubbock was stripped of its charter after images of a…
Right now, on the upper reaches of the Billboard 200 album chart, in the midst of 21st-century pop frivolities…
This is kind of a big deal. In an editorial published yesterday, The New York Daily News announced that the paper…
Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."