I'm a little sad that you didn't eviscerate the Cleveland-Jacksonville game more. I feel like every year I have to watch my shitty Browns play some other shit team like Buffalo or Jacksonville where the score ends up 6-3. I hope the ground opens underneath the stadium and sucks everything in.

Again, I ask: Where is Piggy Poop Balls?

Where is Piggy Poop Balls?

I didn't know who Tolzien was before clicking on this post. I was hoping for a fat guy touchdown. Bummer.

Burneko's endless trolling should get a nod.

I strongly support the nomination of Piggy Poop Balls!

Rob Ford.

I wish there was a Manningface to go with all the stats.

Nope. For example, Jack Daniel is Tennessee whiskey.

Well said!

Fantastic. I want this in a poster.

I noticed the same thing! Gross.

I heard on our local sports radio that we had Vince Young in for a tryout. Sad days for a Cleveland fan = every day for a Cleveland fan.

Ironically, I did not watch this game. I must have had an awesome past life!

I'm not a Tigers fan nor a Pirates fan. Regardless, Jim Leyland is my favorite manager/coach/etc in all of sports.

Yay Ohio! We're number last!

Fantastic. We start 'em early!

The thumbnail image is incorrect. I was trying to make this comment in regards to the third man from the left.

This looks suspiciously like Drew Magary! Image on Deadspin

The average American is very pale.