BeeRye
BeeRye
BeeRye

Your avatar is fantastic.

This is so fantastic.

My favorite, by far.

Go Columbus!

Horse Feathers. Nice reference. +1

"It's what plants crave."

No, Sean, it's not all we have. We also have our alcoholism.

I've got a better logo for the Browns:

I said it earlier, and I'll say it again. God dammit.

God dammit.

I think that's my mom. Only my mom is too poor to be able to afford to get into the stadium. She must be fucking some rich guy.

If what you mean by "burn" is "snarky comment," then no, I wasn't trying to make a burn. Just stating an opinion.

I'm really surprised that you haven't yet included Coach Chud in your "Fire This Asshole!" bit. He's a Browns coach. He'll be lucky if he's the coach in 2015.

It's hard to take Rodrick Johnson seriously, with all of those spelling errors, and how he ends every sentence with an exclamation point.

Red Creme Soda from White Castle. Obviously.

Original recipe was awesome. Since they changed it in '99 or '00, not so much.

EVERYBODY! Send your momma straight out to the store, tell that bitch to bring home a Faygo!

Where the fuck is the Faygo? It deserves its own category!

As soon as I saw it live, I started looking for the post on Deadspin.