Masterson's ability to maintain a straight face during the majority of the interview speaks volumes about how he handles pressure. That's the kind of ace I want for my team.
Masterson's ability to maintain a straight face during the majority of the interview speaks volumes about how he handles pressure. That's the kind of ace I want for my team.
I'm surprised that this post wasn't tagged as NSFW. Then again, the headline states pretty clearly that it's NSFW.
It's about damn time.
A little TMI - I find it works best if I pull my balls out of my pants too. For some reason it completely opens up the flow and helps to get EVERYTHING out. I hate the pee down my leg. Maybe this just works for me?
ALBERT QUIT USING SO MANY BAD WORDS ITS WAY TOO BAD THAT YOU HAVE AN AWESOME CULINARY STYLE BUT NOT THE ELITIST SENSIBILITY TO BE PUBLISHING ARTICLES IN THE NEW YORKER BUT I GUESS THIS IS A WEBSITE FOR JUVENILES WITH POTTY MOUTHS OH AND FUCK THE KIDS.
Best Virgil Story Award.
+1 good job.
Look at those biceps.
I like this one the best.
Big +1 to you for pointing this out.
It's like Airplane!, with Belicheck as Robert Stack, Gronk as Kareem, Brady as Lloyd Bridges, the organization as the Airplane, Hernandez as the guy in the taxi ... and Tebow as the autopilot!
Thumbs up, from Ohio.
Here to save the motherfucking day, yeah!
Four terrible, terrible coaches: The Flabbergasted Four
"Match-making" actually helped me out. A friend set me up with a wonderful girl, and we're six months in now. Which isn't to say that "match-making" is always good - but it's not always bad, either.
Fucking ridiculous, and completely unfair. Yes, I would lose that contest.
Drew -
I've noticed that most of the action seems to talk place in 2009/10. May I ask why Deadspin is posting this story in 2013? Did something happen to make this story culturally relevant again? I read through the story, and I might have missed a recent event that brings attention to these past events.
Did anyone point out to Steve Kerr that he said "Nazi" Mohammed?
You didn't consider how the round shape may play a factor as well. I have no argument as to the extra convenience that a round shape may provide, as I feel the Uncrustables concept is fucking stupid. However, I may be overlooking some added bonus feature that the rotund shape provides.