As that kid with the horrible acne in high school, I have to disagree with you. High school would have sucked with or without the acne. Now that I'm approaching 30 and can actually get hot girls to talk to me, I'd rather not suffer the giant back zit embarrassment.

Red is gross. So is purple. Cough syrup.

Fuck cookies. They aren't cheeseburgers. I don't know why everyone goes so batshit over cookies.

I smell a Photoshop contest!

When are they going to fix this Kinja shit so that I can see two full columns of responses, instead of two-and-a-half? Seriously. Inevitably, a comment ends up being cut off and I have to scroll right, then left, then right again to be able to read it. Annoying. This makes the Live Funbag a lot less Funbaggy.

+1

A story that mentions something positive about a Browns player! Woo!

I got drunk in Columbus.

This is (quite literally) my favorite Deadspin story of all time. Glad to see an update!

I love your semi-frequent use of the word "santorum."

Ya got me!

Good job.

Philly D is, without a doubt, my second-favorite Browns player ever behind #19.

Never mind, The Fan took down their pic as well.

Well, it didn't take the Dispatch long to change their photo. I'm so thankful to Deadspin for capturing this moment. 97.1 The Fan still has it up on their site as of this posting: http://www.971thefan.com/

Please tell me you're going to do a GIF of Harbaugh going apeshit on the sidelines when that call didn't go his way.

Oh, and fuck the Browns. As a lifelong Browns fan I am sick tonight.

Oh, and fuck the Browns. As a lifelong Browns fan I am sick tonight.

Oh, and fuck the Browns. As a lifelong Browns fan I am sick tonight.