See, this is the inherent problem with heterosexual hookups. You’re all hung up on “beds” and “Apartments”. Do your bars not have bathrooms?

I was raised Catholic and spent several years being taught by nuns in Catholic school. While most of them were unobjectionable, there were always a few who were evil scions of Hell. I’m sure they went into teaching purely to give maximum expression to their innate sadism.

I will not wish actual harm on that deranged moldy grapefruit, but I would like to see some kind of unsuccessful assassination attempt. During which he screams shrilly, pushes someone smaller in front of him, and utterly fails to use his magic gun to protect us all. Then the secret service steps in and arrests the…

You can laugh, but when the apocalypse occurs my descendants will have all the books and movies and music people dream of having because they only owned things digitally.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

“something like 114% of US currency has trace amounts of cocaine on it”

Quarters, I wanna be quarters.

You missed the news! A judge recently ruled that Happy Birthday song copyright claims are bullshit (aka invalid). Of course they’re probably gonna still fight it... But the war appears to finally be over. Sing away!

I used to say stuff like “well, Miley’s young and has press in her face all the time. This is just what it’s like to be young. She’ll look back and laugh at some of the stuff she’s done for attention...blah, blah, blah.” HOWEVER, I now think she is the epitome of “trying too hard”. I don’t get her aim and what her…

Love love ‘Unbound” so good it’s everything you need to know about Wondy. I tore through The Preacher series... But I am really into Tim Steely’s Revival its like Fargo meets The Returned meets The Leftovers. Revolving around two sisters in Wisconsin one’s a cop and the other a student and one day the dead come back…

Wonder Woman because no matter what incarnation she’s still all that... plus I love her old school femdom history.

This lady can’t lie for shit. There is no honor in parenting teens, even the best ones. I should know, I was a teen and was parented.

When I moved to LA I fell in love with Lucha... when I see Bane I get it. What I love about Dini’s Montoya was that she was sexy, smart but not ridiculously over developed to prove her strength. I like Dini she looks like a badass.

It is terrible that race/ethnicity is such a delicate issue, because you are right: it would be more fun to focus on how gosh-darned clever “Josie” was, especially for its time! The marketing selling that film completely failed to express its subversive or satirical nature. It was only well after it was out of the…

My mom lost her hair to chemo and my sister and I got buzz cuts with her. It really is just hair. I don’t miss it at all.

I re-watched Sound of Music a few years ago after watching it obsessively as a child and I thought a) damn, I was right Rolfe was shady as fuck, b) when did Captain von Trapp get so hot and c) wait, Liesl is the same age as Maria, I’m confused. Mostly, von Trapp. When he rips that Nazi flag...

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT I CANT HEAR YOU.

General Leia would run around with Bo and Luke Dukewalker, right?

Funny thing, that wine originally started as water, because Jesus was too cheap to buy his own

Years ago my then-boyfriend and I waited until the last possible second to get Halloween costumes for a party and went to a rental place, literally all they had left was a Pope costume and this skin tight, pink sequined tube dress with black faux fur trim. We were the Pope and his prostitute.