Sorry about the asshole thing, I didn’t mean you were an asshole. It was more that hypothetical straw-atheist made out of every asshole thing every known atheist has ever done ever. I just don’t want you to think that I think you’re an asshole because I didn’t mean that you were, and my opinion of you probably doesn’t…

Well you did take her to task for the following:

But that’s basically how Ladyology described the liberal Christian relationship to the Bible. Also, lots of people believe in the Trojan War described in The Illiad, which is just as shakily supported as the existence of an actual guy who was the basis for Jesus.

I really like Homer. I value The Illiad and The Odyssey as being of historical significance despite not being completely factual, and I especially admire Odysseus for his cleverness and view him as sometimes being a great role model and other times being a huge asshole.

I need to use these. And I have also heard that about American Indians. It does feel kind of weird typing that now that you mention it. Also, I bet you have the sassiest remarks for white people who try to correct you to say “Native Americans.”

I wish you could have escorted me while I walked to and from my college and my internship. I wouldn’t even need pepper spray!

I love you. I wish you were my bold, sarcastic friend.

Also I highly enjoy your above-mentioned views on evangelism. It’s like your church is all “we sure love our beliefs and we don’t need anyone else to make us feel like we’re doing what is right for us.” I mean, imagine that.

My sincere thanks for reminding me that some Christian churches are not horrible.

Trying to gauge my potential enjoyment of this show... did your husband like Ex Machina?

You are a Glamazon in spirit. I saw your shoes. Just beautiful. I should take a picture for you of my gaudiest Docs. They are lovely.

So are you like a Glamazon or of average height? Also I had this crush on a friend of mine in college who was 5’6” and I am like 5’4.5.” He was frakking lovely and not insecure and I like constantly wore Doc Martens so I was like .5” taller than him any time he saw me.

Why are short guys so underrated? Actually, when people ask about my man-type I generally point to Gaius Baltar of Battlestar Galactica, who is 5’6”.

You are 100% accurate on the trial basis. Do you want me to report back with a review and after my next sexual encounter so we can examine the efficacy of this system?

I need to Google most of those, but Armand Assante gave me very awkward boners in high school English (we watched The Odyssey). And I’m glad you said Rob Lowe instead of young Rob Lowe. Current Rob Lowe is much better looking.

Now I really want to know your type. Please elaborate.

Yeah maybe next time I should say something more effusive. It was pretty awesome, but it was the first time with him so I didn’t want to be overly commendatory. I think I said “would do again” at some point, but I didn’t go so far as to use a rating scale like a proper reviewer.

Do you think you might call this... an embarrassment of bitches?

THE BASES! You are the frakking best.

Yeah I was once in the pre-date phase of an OKC date. The guy mentioned how much he hated Mexicans. And I’m like “dude, I am half Mexican.” I swear he wasn’t even embarrassed and he didn’t try to backpedal. He was just like “well you know the ones, the bad kind.”