I’d recommend only the first Nightmare on Elm Street. If you like cheesy Army of Darkness style stuff, then you should also (or instead) watch the third one, Dream Warriors. It’s pretty hilarious.

You should watch The Exorcist. Even if you don’t believe in that stuff or it doesn’t scare you, the movie is just so well-constructed. It also features what I consider the best old age makeup ever. In a close-up of Max Von Sydow, he is wearing more makeup than Linda Blair wore at any point in movie. People don’t…

When I was a kid, my sister and I were crazy for Schwarzenegger movies. My parents watched all of them with us (which I think is great because we probably had questions sometimes). However, I still haven’t seen the first Terminator. My mom cleverly lied and said it was “really boring.” She didn’t want us to see it…

Oh man that sounds crazy hot. Every time I make the sex with a guy, immediately after I could write a really thorough letter of recommendation so other people know how good or not good he was in bed.

That right there is why people should respect you regardless of their personal beliefs regarding the matter. I don’t think you can technically be conning people if you aren’t getting anything from it.

I recently started up with a new sex friend. We were friends in college, but we lost touch (in part because each of us had to temporarily drop out because life happened). I remember having a not insignificant crush on him back then.

Tell her about a variety of beliefs and tell her that different people believe different things, and no-one knows for sure. Leave out the statistical likelihood of there being nothing there, and instead give her a buffet of options so she can find something she can believe (or not believe) that may give her some…

That is atrocious. I can’t believe people would say you should give them to her. Also that she asked four times and refused to back down.

I know a lot of guys around my age (26) are really into that. I think partlyrics that might have something to do with the ease of access to porn and maybe watching it be for having actual sex. I remember thinking it was really weird the first time someone did that to me (especially since I can actually go to the base…

You know what I find really interesting? My gay uncle is Also grossed out by a complete lack of body hair and says it is because it makes guys “look like girls” while my logic is the same as yours. I think that might be an interesting difference, but I’m not sure if that is how a significant number of gay men feel or…

Misplaced modifiers strike again!

Thanks for the information! I think an almost complete lack of body hair is really creepy, so this sounds way more my thing.

Not only do I want the outfit, just seeing the gif reminds me of how much I want her beautiful hat.

That is the frakking cutest. It reminds me of how my friend describes rats’ responses to their names. I know he had some who would look up when he called any name and others who would actually run to someone who called them (but even then only for certain people). Cats: apparently they are just like rats.

Oh be honest. Who wouldn’t go for Swedish Chef? Also this show needs Max von Sydow. Not only is he Swedish, he was in the similarly themed Needful Things. Also he is awesome.

I read Clancy and immediately pictured this. Any resemblance?

My best friend makes a little huff noise to get my attention. It sucks when he has the sniffles and I am constantly stopping what I’m doing to look at him and expect him to say or do something important.

My parents made a terrible choice when they gave me a name that is alliterative with my sister’s as well as our last name. Fast forward like 12 years to when my mom got a pet pig whose name also started with that letter. I’m sure you can guess how many times she mixed up those names.

In my book this is completely okay and is the most courteous option.

Do people say this? What do they even mean by that? I don’t even understand.