The statue was clearly not complying with police instructions to “show me your hands” and “put your hands on your head” at the same time.

one NAZI down. We gonna defeat them all on November 3rd

I like how John Fugelsang puts it: Trump may not be the anti-Christ, but Christ is 100% the anti-Trump.

He’d have more credibility if he was holding up a Big Mac. At least that’s something he actually believes in.

The anti-Christ.

I can’t even with these “Christians.” If Jesus showed up, wooly-headed, skin blessed with melanin, they’d shoot the motherfucker.

I’m a white liberal. I say burn it all down to the fucking ground.

You know you’re old when the only person you care about in this Dirt Bag is Debi Mazar. 

I just want to shout at everyone after reading this, our laws are a joke.

Only 10 years in prison. Pathetic. He needs to have that belt he used to whip the poor guy used on him, buckle end across his face until it’s hamburger. Hopefully the prison system will serve this stain proper justice.

LOL

Kanye is such a wanker.

My two chinchillas are beloved pets; I know that people used to make coats out of these animals, but I can barely comprehend that.

“She’s a good teacher. She didn’t mean it that way. Some people took offense to it and I know how she meant it,” one student told CNN-affiliate WCBS.

Can’t believe this classic (classic!) got left off the list.

This is Jezebel. No one can do anything right, ever.

Or making a fortune because you got a sports almanac from your future self. 

To paraphrase a Christopher Titus quote, 99.99999999% of women are never deserving of the slur “cunt” to the point a man should be popped if he used it towards them.... BUT there is .00000001% of women out there who are absolutely, positively a “cunt”

This is what the leader of the free world is doing with his time; he is arguing with a singer and his wife on a fucked up social media platform. Millions of people are ok with this embarrassment.  This is what we do now.  This is America.  Fuck...