We’ll see where the lawsuit goes. I’ll never not roll my eyes at Heard (or her lawyers) insistence that Depp is hellbent on trying this case in the media. Filing for the RO is the only thing she did thru any court other than her filings for his defamation suit. But for the near 3 years in between its been played out…

except this is a legal case and evidence like that doesnt just get uploaded to the internet all willy-nilly. theres allegedly 87 instances of footage he says proves he is innocent, but they are also each of his private residence. how would you like the internet to see you at all hours in your home walking around in…

To quote The White Rabbit: “The hurrier I go, the behinder I get”

I just watched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, and dude can act. And agreed, his model/yacht life looks like him and everyone is having fun, so may he continue to frolic away.  

As long as they give it back for his role in Once Upon a Time, that’s fair. Or switch it to The Aviator, he was fantastic there too,

Always seems like the “pussy posse” only gets brought up to say Leo is a douche. “Oh look at that asshole, he did stupid shit over 20 years ago” type of thing. I definitely think hes emotionally/mentally stunted just by looking at his dating history. But, god, talk about more recent shit to make that point. 

He’s in a wet suit and I’ve never been drier

That’s animal cruelty!

Well...shouldn’t be too shocked, a “tsunami” pool’s going to tsunami. I mean, how else are you going to get that experience...“it was so real.” Seriously though, credit to that last film goer. I would’ve been freaking out and the footage laden with expletives.

Pregnancy is a potential consequence of sex. If a man isn’t prepared to accept that his sexual partner may choose an abortion, he shouldn’t have sex.

You know what? We worked our fucking asses off to get here. I’m tired of hearing that Texas doesn’t care, or that we’re a write-off red state.  We did something incredible. We’re still doing it now. 

This will read as rhetorical but it’s actually a genuine question...what age do we all agree that a person or kid is old enough to know better? I ask because I feel like as Twitter ages we’re going to see a lot of kids who were saying edgelord or just downright racist and sexist stuff on the internet in middle school…

....Joffrey?

We all float down here.

Yeah, but is the horse Jewish?

It’s for people that refer them as “the jews”

Everyone knows that the Latke Starter is the 12 year old that has been acting shitty and therefore has to peel the potatoes.

I need to understand why the Dark Chocolate gotta be naughty?