Louisiana guy here who’s old enough to have voted against David Duke in the early 90s. I hated the flag then and hate it even more now.

And yet women will help vote him into office

Well I be done seen about everything, when I see an elephant file.

Apropos of nothing apart from Gene Tierney being in the top five most striking actresses of all time, her and Vincent (and Cornel Wilde) in the previous year’s Leave Her To Heaven, where she was a femme fatale.

UM EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME?! NO TWISTER?!

HERE LIES HUGH HEFNER

SUN.SCREEN.

What about the Newbomb?

E-mails.

Hi, fam. I apologise for this off-topic post but it may be appropriate for the Slot at any rate. As climate change intensifies, we cannot just sit back and hope it doesn’t happen near us. The extreme incidents are gaining momentum, and right now, where I live, the air is unbreathable due to the heavy blanket of smoke…

As I’ve said many times before, I’m from the south, and have never lived anywhere else. As a southern liberal, I’m part of a tiny minority, and I long ago gave up hope that the region would be joining the rest of the world any fucking time soon. Because this place is populated by people who believe the hype. They…

Hopefully it tanks and she goes away!

Jesus, I hate people. Don’t kill things because you’re scared of them. This is neither cute nor funny.

I thought Millennials were supposed to be total assholes, unless apparently they are GOP? See also Milo Yakalottapuss.

If John McCain has brain cancer, then what will the rest of the GOP be diagnosed with?

The windows weren’t too dark to see a black lady driving a nice car.

Your friend sounds like Patsy.

I love seeing smoking in film. I fell back into smoking after quitting for a little bit and goddamn people treat you like fucking shit if you’re a smoker. Even if you’re a courteous smoker who doesn’t smoke around other people. If they have ANY idea that you smoke they immediately shun you. I think people hate smokers…

They sell cheesecake. The place could be covered with black velvet Elvis posters and Thomas Kinkade paintings and I would still go there.