Why the fuck is it so hard for some people to trust women with what is best for them? If you don’t approve of abortion, don’t have one. It’s that simple.

I saw Heathers cosplay, but yeah, you’re right too. WTF even is that?

Disney can and has gotten really, REALLY petty with DeSantis about his bullshit so him suspending the campaign is akin to reversing course and walking back into the lion’s den so to speak.

Now he can focus all of his energy on pissing off Florida’s largest employer. See you in court, gov!

Friends don’t let friends vote Republican.

https://www.battlefields.org/learn/primary-sources/declaration-causes-seceding-states

Jezebel seems to have moved on from “TikTokers you’ve never heard of” to “Celebrities you’d forgotten about.” I assume they’re going for the same demographic of nostalgia-poisoned Boomers who buy those drugstore checkout aisle special edition magazines with Elvis or Marilyn Monroe on the cover. Ads for Depends and fash…

As someone who loves mindless celebrity nonesense, I can’t really wrap my head around why anyone feels compelled to talk about a man who hasn’t been culturally relevant in decades being a dick to his girlfriends almost 45 years ago. Like.......why? Why does that need to be dug up? 

Nikki Haley refused to take down the Confederate flag for years. Anything is fair game.

But she also knows, I’ll bet, what I’ve personally experienced in conversation - exceeeeeedingly few yokels who have confederate flag tattoos or “The South shall rise again” merch in their possession even KNOW the confederate states wrote their own Declaration of Independence....and that it mirrors the language of the…

…she referred to the voter who asked her about the Civil War as “definitely a Democrat plant.”

Trust Jezebel to find a reason to bitch about Kamala Harris finally being put to good use.

Whatever he does, someone will disagree.

I’m sorry, are you equating dressing poorly and January 6th? In what universe?

Youngkin’s lips are moving = He’s lying. 

The man-headed dog did it for me.

I am shocked he doesn’t come with a handful of pocket sand to blind the ‘enemy’ and waddle off nowadays.

Gawd...she’s insufferable...

Yeah, when you need 34 pages of a 95-page ruling to explain why the plaintiffs have legal standing to sue in the first place, they have no standing and your ruling is horseshit.

Louisiana protects alligators and crawfish more than women