On the flip, let them slash and fucking burn. Maybe those rubes will wake the fuck up and either a) nominate a brand of conservative that isn’t a lunatic (there still are some out there, I hear), or b) just go Democrat.

The dead baby in the first one still haunts me. Fuck that was traumatizing!

1. Weed gummies

Ah yes, let’s have women go to nursing homes for mammograms, the dentist for Pap smears and whatever the fuck else.

I have never and will never NKOTB. Not a fan.

did you see who we made president or

Looks like a sign for a Japanese sex show.

I’m not entirely sure what’s going on there, and I’m ok with this.

I fully believe C.Evans actually ripped this piece of wood in two

They’re going to be sent a bill and they’re totally going to pay for it, 45 said so!

Look, he said he’d drain the swamp, not clean it.

Just to be safe, I pee before and after. I know the after is the most important but dammit those UTIs are no fun at all!

He’s a pocket sized delight.

The guy has never done a day’s work in his life, either. He just surrounds himself with yes men who are willing to take the blame when trump fucks something up. He’s a boss, not a leader.

I’m sure Michael Jackson’s doc could help with some of that Propranolol. It worked for him.

As a Chewbacca I tend to think of it the way I do the South and Slavery. A relatively small percentage of Southerners owned slaves and directly profited from the slave trade but almost all of them were racist as fuck and generally ok with the system as it existed, so fuck ‘em.

“Look at this crazy markup! You magnificent bastard, I salute you!”

To test whether one can handle married life, apparently.

Fuck off.

And when you think you’re done fucking off, fuck off even further. Fuckhead.

A hearty “fuck you” to all the incompetent traitors who voted for this demonic simpleton.