Literally putting a plastic bag over his head would have been more merciful.

Have you been to Windsor? Might as well stay in Detroit!

War is peace

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

Like certain turds it seems they refuse to go down the drain.

Was expecting a human centipede.

In Trump’s America, sexy immigrants can stay. Even if they violate their visas.

I guess the great crime here is that Hillary failed to offer up impossible and worthless platitudes to these folks. I don’t look down on working class people, my father certainly falls into that category. However, you’re selling snake oil to these people if you try to convince them that manufacturing is coming back as…

You mean those people who have a lower unemployment rate than black people are “hard hit” by the economy? Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. This election was tribalism. They wanted one of their own and got that. There is no policy to debate or discuss.

I will only say fuck Herr Asshat and the people who enabled him. I renounce him. I renounce him to the core of my being. I reject him to the very depths of my soul.

As a middle age, middle class white guy, I am horrified by tonight’s events. Not surprised because I am aware of how truly ignorant the average American is on how government actually functions (“I will upend the ‘establishment’ by voting in all incumbents! That will show that do nothing Congress!”). Having said…

I think they were saying “Boo-urns”!

What mental illness does azealia banks have besides being a huge asshole?

Too many syllables.

Also, I love the link to that bitchy Jezebel post about Portman “ruining” historical figures. She’s getting raves at all the festivals and will likely net an Oscar nomination for this—probably a win, if she hadn’t won already.

It was funny in Animal House?

The real story is no longer even remotely that this deranged, colossally ignorant, mendacious, and malicious man has somehow become the nominee of a major party. The Republican Party is nothing but a racist con job and money-laundering operation anyhow, it has been running on fumes for a generation. So yeah, whatever.…