And let's not forget when Christopha stole her swag on The Sopranos:

Jesus, Crystal Hefner, it's not that hard. The one on the right.

Someone needs to liposuction all that fat in his fucking head.

Hopefully...

Zac Efron, EDM, Blurred Lines Girl and Catfish. It's like that episode of South Park where they get manatees to figure out story ideas.

The one and only:

but as a woman, how will my employer know they can pay me less?

Depressing how many awesome actresses have starred in his movies, given what a turd he is.

She's talking about how much she's in love with something and it turns out to be her pants.

On the other hand, this isn't the worst thing that ever happened in Nagasaki. (Sad and horrifying for sure, though.)

Photo of suspect.

The replacement:

You answered your own question: body hating piece of shit.

Obligatory:

Say what you will but I'll never get tired of making fun of Sarah Palin! This video has everything: a close-up shot of some toes, proof of behind-the-scenes Duck Dynasty articles, criticism of the mainstream media, quotes from Isaiah, a couple of shots of her with black people and Asian people to distract you from the…

Hopefully Lois ditches Superman and she and Diana run off together...