Others might disagree with us, but I think that costume is great, too. It looks vaguely practical (vitals look protected) and there's not even ALL THE BOOBS (not even cleavage!). And it's stylish, and she looks fantastic in it? Who was the designer?

The longest-running argument I have going with my sister started when I said I was glad Ally and Noah ended up together in The Notebook because she wasn't good enough for James Marsden and clearly had fucking terrible taste in men. I stand by that, despite my sister's hysterical screams of "BUT RYAN GOSLING!!" every…

Sleeper. Annie Hall was good also.

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

I'm not interested in Lucy (the story is a Limitless retread), but this should demonstrate to studios that a Black Widow project will be lucrative.

in the back of a movie theater during a matinee showing of Black Swan

Oh, fuck it. I'm going to see it. White wine in my Nalgene bottle, probably a pb&j too, tons of fucking candy and I'm going to love every corny/hot/weird moment of it.

Charlize and Sean. Another match made in hell. I think people should stop questioning why Charlize is with him in the first place. Who you date or marry says a lot about and there have been rumors that she's a pretty horrible person. How can that be unbelievable when she chose this guy as her partner?

MORE WHITE PEOPLE TWEETING BULLSHIT

I do sort of sympathize with her. My job would be amazing if it weren't for all of the work they keep expecting me to do.

There's a surprising lack of sexual chemistry in those pap shots of Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello. I'm sadly beginning to suspect this all might be for publicity. Maybe I should email their PR team and recommend a leaked sex tape, just to be sure.

I've been watching the news and... it hasn't really been that great the past couple days. I wonder what good news Dianna Agron got? Good news of a personal nature, I hope, because ground invasions and shot-down airplanes aren't good in my book.

My baby girl has a cart, and is doing so well! She will be 16 in December, and her recovery is amazing! ETA, we're going to the beach next month and she's going to have so much fun, she loves water and chasing things. She'll be able to run so fast on the wet, packed sand, but we'll carry her on the dry sand. We have…

I've watched that movie for the last ... three Christmas's because it's my husband's favorite Christmas movie. I've gone to the dark side. I effing love Bad Santa.

I'm kinda glad he's a piece of shit human, because he has one of those faces I just want to punch and punch until I can't punch anymore. I was going to feel that way anyway, so it's kind of nice to know it's justified.

I just went through my geneology PDF to see if I was distantly related to this fuck. I am. :(

Billy's still got more Oscars than Leo DiCaprio though.

It's because Carrie is a self-centered bitch and she deserved to have Burger break up with her via post-it note. That dude dodged a bullet.

This is what happened to the Autoblow1.