The governor of South Carolina surely must have heard of the South Carolina Declaration for Secession.  Idiot. 

Never change, Jezebel. Never. Change. 

Can’t be bothered with the lactose intolerant? And oat milk, soy milk, coconut milk, are all nice alternatives to almond milk if you so wish.

Not to pick on GnR, but Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door is even worse.  

If polls were accurate, Hillary Clinton would have been the 45th President. 

Uh, yeah. Poor, poor Lisa Marie, manipulated by her own father. How would she know? She only spent her childhood with the man, after all. You Jezzies are so desperate to find an argument to support your Elvis animosity, you’ll put anything out there, no matter how moronic.

Nope.  Sally Hardesty will always be my fave final girl.  There is no recovering or moving on from the chainsaw massacre. 

So who the eff voted this asshole in a position of power? Can’t people ever learn from their mistakes???

Of course the people love his stand on abortion. That’s why he signed the six week ban into law at around 11:30 pm. Fucker.

Free oil changes for life!! 

When a Republicans lips are moving, he/she is lying. 

So much garbage.  Why is this asshole still talking?  

Speak for yourselves. I cannot wait for this god-awful blazing heat to get the fuck out of here. Some colder weather would suit me just fine.  

Great news! No let’s put Ms. Gein in jail for long time. 

He was convicted of sexual abuse, aka, rape.  How quickly we have forgotten. 

The GOP should have never been started.  Thanks to the white women who overwhelmingly supported the orange turd in BOTH elections.  

Go easy on the guy. He probably had no clue where or what he was doing. Jesus, if Ed Sheeran pisses us off, it’s clearly a slow day for news.

A seed is not a flower. 

Go away, Miley. Please. Just. Go. Away.

The Hunger introduced me to Bauhaus.  That could either be good or bad, but it was very good for me.