She's the greatest human being/celebrity to ever live.

Taylor Lautner is in this? Gee, good to see his career blowing up.

Her butt is better looking than her face.

Say it all you want. I still ain't eating it.

And went to bed without supper.

Yes, I did see that. Not buying it!!!!

Whose that behind him?

Big Ang II.

Cleary it was Satan's foot on the gas. I mean, who else?

This.

So far out she should be on Mars right about now.

I'm hardly focused on her hair.

3%? Bwahahahahahahaha!

Ron! Jesus, Carl should have shot him when he had the chance. When will these idiots learn you can't trust anybody?!

Selena ain't his type. Flat-assed blondes are what he seems to like. Also, Bieber would never let him hear the end of it.

Here we go again . . . *eye roll*

This movie will flop lower than whale shit anyway. If there's any sanctity in the matter, nobody will actually show up to see it.

Fuck you, Carly. That's all I've got. FUCK YOU!

This.

Andrew Jackson saved us from the Brits. That’s why we have a statue built in his honor in my home town. His crimes against humanity, namely, Native Americans, have been completely forgiven.