Well, I wish my dog crapped in a box. Otherwise, I would not spend so much valuable time cleaning up his crap all over my backyard. A very undignified job, by the way.

I want to scream right now. They just don’t fucking get it do they? THEY. JUST. DON'T. FUCKING. GET. IT! And Project Greenlight is nothing more than Guilty White Liberal trope that gives even more Guilty White Liberals the opportunity to make films. Whoopee.

Sit down boys, Trent Reznor owns the both of you, umkay.

He also once compared Native Americans to Jihadis. Oh, and his poll numbers suck. Go away, Hucklebuck. You don’t matter worth a shit.

Does this apply to Lisa Bonet?

We’re all In The Waiting Line for fame but we aren’t all Lebanese Blondes with Blue Eyes — some of us have brown or black hair.

Like Walt Disney threw up.

Woa! My blood pressure if high enough. I do not need to be reminded of what a complete moron this man is.

Honestly, if you are not educated on the subject, which she is clearly not, then STFU about it, umkay. And what a miserable person she is.

Instead of sugar, use apple sauce. Unbelievably good.

You forgot her recent "Speak American" speech. Fuck off, Sarah.

This has happened before. Tracy Lords got a job on Rosanne and she did not play a porno star.

I think he'll finally get one for The Revenant. That movie looks insanely good.

Not much better here in the USA, folks.

Sweet! Wake up, America!!!!

Tess of D'Ubervilles. Boy, what a rocking life she had.

I own it! Movie is called Tough Luck. Also, Youtube has that scene floating around.

This. He does look sad and lonely.