I have THE BEST BATHTUB in the world. It’s an antique iron, claw foot tub. When you fill it up with hot, hot water, the whole thing just radiates perfection. That bathtub is my refuge. That bathtub is my Fortress of Solitude. That bathtub makes awful days into cathartic tub cries.

I swallow my pride, drop to the floor, and with every last ounce of will power shimy under the door

Worst place I ever got sick was camping in the Sierra Mountains with my family. After a week of camping, on our last night, I was struck with a really nasty stomach bug. We had spent the afternoon drinking margaritas, so when the first wave of nausea hit, I thought it was the tequila. But no. How I wish it had been…

Just this one, I think:

To be fair, has anyone named Crystal ever exceeded our expectations?

My sister is currently traveling in Europe. Her travel buddies pranked her by telling her that the lights for the hostel (the shared community shower) were clap-on.

I see Olive Garden finally got in touch with their Roman roots, in the worst way possible.

on total accident* we found out that a really great remedy for cradle cap is butter. Here I thought I was smart for using jojoba oil or coconut oil, but no- it's butter. Works like a charm!

how is it you can see the screen?

I was going through his phone saw a picture of a headless body asked him who it was and he said it was me.

An easy child is NO practice for a difficult one.

Having spent a good portion of my childhood living in NH, none of this surprises me in the least.

Can you imagine sleeping in leather pants, a crisp white shirt and fingerless gloves every night? That's why he's always so damned fussy.

There's also a guy who has squeezed my but and my boobs in a "joking" way...

No, no, no. Animals eat the placenta to cover the smell of blood associated with birth. Not for any other reason. Ruminids like deer can't even digest it properly to gain any sort of nutrition from it, for strength or whatever people claim. Safe to assume that most women aren't being actively hunted. The placenta is a…

I have a son with autism. Believe me, I've wondered why they can chip my cats & dog but can't place a chip between my kid's shoulders too. It seems drastic until the kid decides to elope from school one day and you're on the phone with 911 etc crying because no one can find the little monster.

I don't know why these people can't just post anonymous pictures of their genitals on the internet like the rest of us.

It sucks that these people are apparently homophobic, but I do agree with Mr. Roy's stance on non-violent offenders. (At least, from this article. I have no idea who this man is, so I'm just going off this article.)

This article is clearly propaganda for empirical, evidence based ideology, and logical critical thought.

Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.