Maybe a plant will grow from you, because you choked to death eating a massive avocado pit.

My kid made this a few days ago. Chilling it took longer than an hour, and the end product tasted pretty horrible. 1/10 would not gummy again.

I love those RL biscuits fully and without irony.

I love the unhomogonized whole milk and heavy cream for making ice cream, so we get it frequently.

This show is a horrible disappointment on so many levels, but Lucifer’s inappropriate and uncomfortable interactions with Trixy are hilarious.

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“Nothing at all, nothing at all”

Want to really highlight how sexist they are? Reverse the gender and try not to giggle.

Have you been spying on me? Are you in my house right now?

A disheveled woman in slippers, jeans, and a winter fair isle sweater, JANE, reads these descriptions and despairs. She glances around her home, trudges to the stand of bottles by the window, and, with stunning elegance, opens and swigs from the illegal Cuban rum in one fell swoop. She ponders life in American society…

This is decided science. After thousands of test eggs, Serious Eats has the definitive answer:

Agreed. I find this article to be a tad extra sensitive on the topic. Mulder is clearly not incredibly familiar with the topic and explaining it can be confusing and mildly uncomfortable to some. Especially in a fantastical sense to a very confused were-monster who’s somehow Australian. To the general public this can…

It’s a show about monsters. I didn’t get that the writer was trying to draw a parallel between monster and trans* at all. Mulder fumbled his explanation and it felt appropriate. He’s a forty something year old cis guy that watches a shit ton of porn. He’s not going to get it 100% correct but he tried. The writer…

My favorite piccata recipe doesn’t actually use white wine at all... See

Some of the alcohol does stick around, actually.

Wait, the fact they were lepers and discriminated against elsewhere was an urban legend? I thought that was a super obvious part of the story.

I will most definitely not do this. I really dislike the taste of licorice. A buddy at work home brewed a beer with Star Anise (i.e. fennel/licorice) and it was the only beer I have ever not finished.

Not true, I think they only murder babies from what I’ve read. But only christian babies.