David Bowie taught us all that being weird and different was not a curse, but a magnificent blessing, as long as you were being your true self.

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I go back and forth on this song, but what always brings me back to liking it is the line “at least I’m gonna say that I tried.”

Someone on Twitter recently (I wish I could remember who) pointed out that, the way it was originally written and performed, what this song is really about is a woman who wants to buck social norms of propriety and stay with him but feels pressured to leave so she doesn’t suffer social consequences and stigma. And…

Behold hand-crafted teacups, and copper mugs filled with hot mulled wine,

The rubbery texture just means they weren’t cooked well. Mushrooms, eggplant, tofu - all the same. They can be great, but most people don’t bother to bring out the greatness. I will never order eggplant in a restaurant because it always either has that weird texture or is completely soaked in oil.

I was hoping for a substantial, thoughtful analysis on these particular customers, but I’m afraid of deep things.

Honestly, listening to Marc Maron and the Nerdist podcasts, where the interviews are an hour long, has given me a lot of respect for the fact that being a working actor is seriously an unpleasant job sometimes. Like, press tours are shitshows of sitting in hotel rooms for 12 hours straight, answering the same five…

That couple was clearly April Ludgate and Andy Dwyer.

Just wanted to point out that if you’re cooking for someone that has a sensitivity to alcohol that its a fallacy that alcohol cooks out, especially in the time it takes to build a pan sauce.

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

I have/love the store card. Negates the whole waiting until Q4 to get the 5% back on Amazon with Discover or Chase Freedom, and totally blows away the Amazon Visa in terms of cash back. You’ll get instant approval with remotely good credit.

I have/love the store card. Negates the whole waiting until Q4 to get the 5% back on Amazon with Discover or Chase…

Diced tomatoes are what Costco sells, so that’s what I’ll continue buying, Serious Eats finger-wagging be damned.

I bet you could do a quick pickle on your stovetop and save even more cash. It’s basically just throwing some sliced jalepenos a jar, pour over some boiled vinegar / water / sugar / spice, let it sit as long as you want in the fridge, boom, quick pickle.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

This article is dumb as hell. Have you ever heard of Anna Wintour? Angelica Huston? No? Well, here are my bangs. Look how sad and childish I am!

I have a pixie with a side bang. My hair will never be below my shoulders as long as I draw breath. #PixieTilIDie

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My older sister had 3 amazing pregnancies. She felt great and energized and I HATED HER. I looked and felt like a vomiting elephant by month 4.

Because I LOVE half-awake people calling me for no particular reason at ungodly early hours while I’m trying to get through my OWN morning routine!