Mr Potter just had to deal with a baby dying from an abusive caretaker this last week while working in the ED, I'm keeping him far away from this story. Also, I'm giving extra hugs to Lil Potter right now.

It's really not fair that you have to feel awkward around them. My uncle was gay and even before he came out I kind of assumed he just liked men. Now I always include his BFs name on Christmas cards and I make a lot of effort to include him in family plans. I want Lil Potter to feel the same way, because they really…

Bullshit your kid is to young to discuss that with. Lil Potter is almost two and has two gay uncles, we're already explaining to her about how love works. If anything I feel that I should start explaining to her about gender identities and people are who they are now. Why wait? They aren't confused about these things,…

As an adult, I shouldn't still be scared of large groups of them, right?

I may not drink much milk anymore, but the amount of creamer I go through in a day in my coffee is a little over the top. The entire bottom door shelf in my fridge is half and half. I go to Costco weekly for it.

I'm making $1200 a month watching someone else's kid while I stay home with Lil Potter and the family is thrilled to be getting such a deal. And here I feel bad having them pay me that much.

It was more of a column....it led to some interesting moves.

This isn't a restaurant story, it's a grocery store story, up but it's still crazy. I was working at the customer service counter in a well known organic grocery store. People get all sorts of weird when it comes to food, as we all know, and you would usually get at least one angry or unhinged person each day. A man…

Oh Ken and Barbie. you are both oddly terrifying. The uncanny valley come to life.

Ah, the ol' never make eye contact with anyone for any reason. The east coast doesn't have that and sometimes I miss pretending I'm invisible. And the coffee. God do I miss the coffee.

It's like a creepy, horrible burger tongue.

I really don't understand how parents choosing to put their children and other peoples children at risk of easily preventable diseases and possibly death is the same as leaving a babies penis alone. My husband is from Germany and is uncircumcised and has never had a single problem with it. And as far as our sex life?…

In my head I am hearing Eric saying "Fehehehehehehe-NEE!"

Any idea if were still allowed to wear sweater tights? Because I would be utterly heartbroken if I couldn't wear them under shorts while I'm pretending that it's a nice spring day.

Wait, so wearing black tights is uncool now? Am I old, or is this just because it's Anne Hathaway and everyone hates her for some reason?
I think we all need to calm down and have a Princess Diaries/Ella Enchanted marathon.

You're really killing it lately (always?) with the responses. I think you're my favorite commenter on here.

I decided to wear capris and flats the other day and spent the whole day convincing myself I was warm enough. It was worth it.

I actually cried when I woke up and saw it was -2 with 30 mph wind. I just want to fucking go outside!

Mr Potter had no idea who Nancy Grace was, and after watching the video with me asked, "So she's an actor right? This is all satirical? There's no way anyone would take her seriously."

Oh! Oh my...