They'd be shocked to watch Lil Potter eat a whole plate of Ethiopian food to herself and ask for more spicy mustard greens.

They certainly win this round of conspiracy theories.

As someone who's ex was Vietnamese, i can say that he was most certainly not asexual, nor was he particularly good at math. He was however a terrible driver...

Wait wait wait, people actually do that?! Put eggs in tuna salad?! I didn't even know such an option existed, those people are lunatics.

Brilliant.

We will fight the tyranny to the bitter end! Rally the troops!

I love your love of him. Though I do think Cumberjaws has a better ring to it.

I once had a patient who had scratched their esophagus with an unchewed Doritos chip corner. That's all I could think of during the nude scene.

And not on an iPad... :(

Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone did a "new Spider-Man kiss" and I did not watch the video so I'm going to assume Andrew Garfield opens his mouth and then spiders just pour and pour out.

I have a friend who was pretty flat chested till she was 19. Then the boobs started to grow. And grow. And grow. It was amazing to watch. Three months later and she was a DD. If she had gotten implants in high school.... She also hated them, complained that she could no longer find shirts that fit her.

I just woke up my toddler...

Willow's sweaters....

I think the word you're looking for is Nevernude.

Holy crap, I just watched this gif and laughed for like 10 minutes.

My husband takes longer to get ready then I do. I'm usually downstairs playing with Little Potter while he's making sure his hair and bow tie are perfect. I've also turned into someone who wears yoga pants and oversized sweaters all the time, so I guess there's that....

I made brioche bostock from scratch last weekend, it took two days total to make the brioche and then the almond cream and spiced syrup. It was amazing and worth the effort. I would scratch out an eye if someone accused me of buying it.

The alternate answer is also "Meh."

I'm really surprised by the number of negative comments on her. It's amazing that her and her mother are so creative and spending all this time doing something so fun. Plus, Mayhem clearly has a knack for modeling those dresses.

Bill Clinton got coffee in Amsterdam, but he DIDN'T INHALE. BECAUSE DELIBERATELY INHALING HOT LIQUIDS IS FUCKING DANGEROUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NOBODY DOES THAT.