NAMBLA in a nutshell. Crazy creep.

Yeah, this one was the WORST in terms of gay man/boy love. I think OSC is secretly a part of NAMBLA, all while fighting the gay scourge on our beloved traditional country.

Yeah, in the novel Wyrms. It's gross and creepy and I refused to finish the last few chapters after the 15 year old girl is RAPED BY A WORM.

You know what happens when OSC puts a female lead in a book? She gets drugged and raped by a giant worm. NOT WEIRD AT ALL you creepy old bastard.

Way, way before I knew anything about Orson Scott Cards personal opinions (crap), I read all of his books and was convinced he secretly wanted to touch all the young men. His books have some serious man/boy creepiness about them.

I have pale pale skin and dark hair, so I get kind of a Snow White look with red lips. I just can't help but feel super paranoid it's all over my teeth. It never has been, so maybe I just need to worry less.

Kind of what I've been doing, a defined brow, mascara and bright lips. It's been a lot of fun to go outside of my comfort zone, which has always been nothing on my lips and defining my eyes.

I've been trying to go bold with my lip colors lately, and I LOVE this, though I'm not entirely sure I could pull this off.

Pusheen approves of the young, dapper man.

If only there was still COTD....

I watched Buffy through three times, all 7 seasons while pregnant because I could. I named my daughter Cordelia and want another to name Anya. So my reaction to this news is....

I'm dizzy just from reading all of this...

God I miss watching those. I have a baby who will be a year this Saturday, and as much as I love her, I would KILL to spend an entire day watching Harry Potter and drinking ALL the coffee.

"I wrapped it in a Cronut and deep fried it."

I kind of wish I was famous and everyone expected me to lose all my baby weight immediately. I'd actually try to get fatter and then give exclusive interviews to Star and all that about my after baby weight gaining regime for all the moms out there more concerned about keeping their entirely 24 hour dependent child…

I have takenin iPhones with shattered screens, said it was my fault, and been handed brand new ones with no questions. I think they're fantastic.

AS IT SHOULD.

I love the reasoning behind the video, and quite frankly, I like this version better. There's way more..Sass. Really, the whole thing is way sexier.