If I was a celebrity, me and my wife would fake fight every night just so a jobless friend could make some money selling pictures of it to TMZ.

University officials have said they plan on treating the "Rapist List" incidents as "graffiti," an infraction that, according to the student conduct code, can lead to expulsion, which is more punishment than any of the four "rapist list" members received.

I'm fine with the decision to have this guy leave the publication. I still think it's crazy that Colleges have any kind of arbitration system to deal with sexual assaults on campus.

Is this an opportunity for us to post pictures of our adorable kitties?? No? Whatever!

When my mom brought me home from the hospital, her cat instantly took a liking to me. I guess he'd always be by my crib like I was his little human. :) We had to give him to my grandparents because of my asshole father, but he was still fond of me till he passed. Our current cat also is very protective of us, and he…

My cat (a rescue) saved me from an allergic reaction once. I was due to have my wisdom teeth removed, and I was having serious, eye-watering pain with one tooth in particular. I was in so much pain, I was ready to DIY the tooth in question out of my head with a pair of pilers and some whiskey, surgery be damned! My…

TEAM CAT MOTHERF*CKERS!!!!

Cats are amazing guardians of little kids. I had two cats in my crib from the first day I came home from the hospital and my Mom said they made it their job to protect me from strangers. Any funny odors or sounds in the house, the cats came crying to her until she checked on me.

This gif is adorable, but it wasn't so adorable when my 11lb cat was doing this to me at 3am this morning. Okay, a little bit adorable, but only a little.

I love cats AND dogs, but this just makes me all the more hopeful for my new rescue cat.

So the guy thinks he looks like Justin Bieber? And the younger girl thinks she looks like Jennifer Lawrence? And the older woman thinks she looks like Madonna? Like, they actually think that? They truly and honestly believe that?

This is the worst advertisement for plastic surgery ever. Their faces all look strange and pulled out of shape. Why does everyone who's ever gotten plastic surgery always end up looking like Jocelyn Wildstein?

I would hardly call this type of vigilantism on par with lynching, unless the accused rapists consider their ability to skirt by unpunished for their actions equitable with someone's life.

Sometimes, getting a rape kit and going to the police also gets nothing done. Sadly.

OMG I can't believe it is SO easy! How has no one else in the world EVER thought of that?!

That's a very helpful list of "tips"! No one has ever thought of those before! Convenient that you're ignoring all the things that discourage people from doing them. I'm not saying putting a list on a bathroom door is the answer, but simply telling people who have been assaulted to do x, y, and z without addressing…

Bullshit. That's just BULLSHIT. The idea that you or anyone would advocate the arrest of anyone based on an anonymous list is some fascist dystopian nonsense and you should be ashamed of yourself for even suggesting such a thing.

Honestly? You're being completely ridiculous.