Haha prezzo's teeth are ok I suppose maybe. Biden's teeth made me recoil a bit. So big, so white, so straight. Yeah "American teeth" are a thing. I wanna get my teeth whitened but I don't want American teeth is quite a common phrase. This is our prime ministers teeth btw, yellow and crooked how they should be!

Presidential selfies are still so jarring to me. He's the president! Just weird. We live in weird times.

Yes. My grandparents think Obama and Biden are "of the devil." I tell them he's my boyfriend and they flip the fuck out.

I always thought he was a little goofy but when he took Paul Ryan's bullshit behind the shed and spanked him repeatedly in the VP debates, I liked him a lot.

"Then my heart melted, reconstituted, exploded, reconstituted again and the evaporated into a cloud of glitter and joy."

Teeth. Teeth errywhere.

Then why are right wing Christians so angry about this movie?

you know, i am of the "her ass is fake" camp but then i remember the distribution of fat cells around my stomach that make it possible for me to park in expectant mother spaces when i'm feeling lazy and i reconsider.

I've been on the pill (and not ovulating) for years. I'm pretty sure not getting pregnant has in the long run allowed me the opportunity to be creative. But to each their own.

Back in my day you got waitlisted at your dream college for posting pictures of your butt on the internet.

You totally misunderstood the article. Its not about acceptance, its about traits that are common on bodies of WOC only being celebrated or appreciated when they're on a white woman.

Did you even read the entire article? You've completely missed the point. The problem isn't that she featured and has a big butt...that's WHY she's featured and is being hailed as some game changer that is doing something no one has done before by having a big butt and showcasing it. JLO has been in those magazines…

Jesse Williams (boo 4everz) perfectly articulated this on his Tumblr:

What???? Who is this tennis player that did that? This really happened?! Raging right now.

And these are just things that I'M aware as a black woman. I don't doubt that the list is much longer.

Full lips and ample posteriors earn women of color ridicule. But they suddenly become beautiful when adorned by white woman.

The point is the WOC have rarely been praised for being "buxom" or "curvy", instead we've been treated like specimens under the white gaze or like trash for whites to mock and demean.

Yeah I love her but that was weird.

They both seem to think they're super hilarious, huh?