Hahahaha the amount of times I have had this exact exchange with my boyfriend are too numerous to count. I'll be sitting on the couch, shoes on, keys in hand, and he moseys out of the bathroom saying "Well? Are you ready?"

I just realized the comment about me hiding in the pantry sounds sketchy.

I'm Jackie's teacher. So funny to see this here! Never guessed it would go viral. Come visit my class- my kids crack me up daily.

I'm referring to you, the couple from Scotland who left multiple empty wrappers from sticks of unsalted butter in the shower. ?!

I was raised that being on time is a sign of respect.

I can't for the life of me understand people who can't show up on time for anything. Especially people who have people to help them do that. And supposedly want to prove they will do anything to succeed in their career.

I have theories - boys don't seem to have the emotional outlet that girls do. They don't talk easily about their problems or struggles. Even if girls won't open up to their parents, they will usually talk to a friend. 2 of the boys had arguments with their parents over drug use; another had been in rehab but was…

Now I'm wondering if my apartment has doubled as some kind of brothel.

I suspect I will get flamed for this but the mother complaining about the school teacher not parsing her sons writing and knowing he was going to commit suicide most likely would have flipped her shit and threatened to sue the school district into oblivion for labeling her son suicidal and "ruining" his future.

AWWW, man! Airbnb is so awesome and this is going to ruin it! I stayed in someone's charming little apartment across from the freakin' Eiffel Tower. I mean, walk outside, cross the street—BAM! There! You can't get this in a hotel and if you could find one, you can't afford it. Airbnb rocks!

This kid has a glorious career in the intelligence community ahead of her.

I once led a class discussion on a chapter of a book I totally forgot to read (along with everyone else, I guess, because no one else was participating) just making assumptions based on the questions that my professor was asking. At the end of class, she complimented me for obviously being the only person who'd done…

Those tape white out's are severely addicting. She probably wasn't eating it but over correcting every little thing. It is an OCD person's dream. I used to go through so many of those as well.

There are many people smart enough to rent out parts of their apartments or spare rooms while they are still there. I don't know anyone who has had a problem doing this.

What's a reddit?

Every teacher I ever had loved this exchange: "Can I go the bathroom?" "I don't know, CAN you?" "UGH. MAY I go to the bathroom?" I think middle school teachers feed off the eye rolls of teenagers.

Not everyone lurks on Reddit all day. Some of us lurk on Jezebel all day.

Friend of mine just took the entire final exam for a physics class and claimed they must have lost it. He got a B for the class, if I recall

I've always stayed there while the homeowner is also there, except one time when she was away on business and we did get the place to ourselves.

"Airbnb Users Are Turning Apartments Into Sex Brothels."