Haha, sorry, you're WAY off the world record. I regularly go 10-14 days between washes. My hair is incredibly dry - it only starts looking NICE at the five-day mark, and only greasy on the last one or two days. Jerry Hall's also on the record as saying she washes her hair once a week, so at least we're in good…

@ arbarrtheaardvark:

'Give it a ponder' is heaps awesomer.

Spot on, feverladyvonnippon. I sometimes think I'd reconsider my commitment to childlessness if there was some guarantee (or at least, likelihood) that I wouldn't have to, effectively, raise the kid on my own. Until I meet a man who walks the talk re. 'equality' in the household, on any level (let alone something as…

@shorty63136

Fucking brilliant.

Well, he did kill the passenger.

Possibly a suntan, or from a tanning bed...?

Aww, thanks TopLevelExecutive! The big 33 in a week, eek!

Not body snarking, but the skin of her upper arm and armpit is NOT the skin of a sixteen-year-old.

The inner west is my favourite area of Sydney, and where I plan/hope/dream to buy an apartment someday. Considering standard newish one-bedders in Camperdown go for 500-600K, I reckon that place you linked to will go for well over a mil. :( Ah, the depressing realities of Sydney living! I'll probably end up renting…

Tell me if this is the correct usage of the word 'irony':

Mr.bessy is awesome.

Is Pippa wearing Lindsay's necklace?

The Hangover really wasn't that good...

That almost makes me want to have kids.

I've never faked an orgasm. Which is not to say I come every time - I can't come from intercourse, but I'm upfront with this to partners (why lie?) and make sure they get busy in other ways. If it doesn't work, so be it, not the end of the world - certainly not worth lying about.

5/10 for me, and Gender Genie also had me pegged as a man.

Okay, I'm feeling the Simon Pegg love today.

@ closetangel: Yes! My ex liked to be completely silent, and demanded that I was too. He would stop mid-thrust - like, go completely still - until I shut up. I accept that we all have our quirks, but this was seriously un-hot (not to mention manipulative, which was a common theme in his behaviour). And he wondered why…