I know you’re admitting to being wrong, but if it took you this series to admit he’s better than Kobe ever was, I still think you’re a bit fucking crazy.

I think that we all deserve an apology for that comment.

If I were the Paterno offspring, I would sue his daughter for plagiarism.

They’re not ugly. And the got big butts. Lots of guys like that.

What sealed the deal for Davis, you ask?

Shep McAllister, take note: That’s how you promote a sale.

That research actually does exist. There was a study that showed a higher rate of PTSD in similarly aged children in Compton compared to those in Afghanistan. I have questions about controls and the mental health evaluation between the two groups. I have no citations, but the research itself does exist.

I like the theory that it was Drake who really complained, possibly talking to Williams about it. He wasn’t comfortable telling dad he didn’t want to always be at the ballpark, and couldn’t have forseen that dad would flip his shit and quit baseball over it.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

That’s fair. Very fair. We need to make sure our focus as a society remains on shaming lacrosse players.

O fucking please. 90% of the guys in the league are sauce balls or have sauced at some time in their careers. Peyton manning who if he didn’t play football, any doctor in America would have prescribed he take HGH so he, you know, doesn’t turn into a crippled by age 45.

I mean there’s at least a 50/50 shot that Francesa actually just keeps a fully loaded meatball sub inside his trousers at all times in the event of traffic jams or stuck elevators.

Not to be a truther, but is it possible that Glazer was just looking at himself in the mirror?

Samer, congratulations on winning the editorial staff contest for, “Who can successfully get three different variations of the term ‘huge cock’ into a single headline?”

What a stupid comment by Hubbuch. This would be a misdemeanor Statutory Tittyfucking charge AT WORST.

I deserve that.

You hooked up with a Lacrosse team for a semester? That’s kind of slutty, no?

“Are you sure I couldn’t bet something else instead?”