“Remember that time I dunked over a car?!” - Blake Griffin

“You didn’t dunk over a car.” - Matias Testi

“I did so, you idiot! It was the 2011 Slam Dunk Contest!” - Griffin

“Yeah, I remember. That wasn’t a car — that was a Kia Optima.” - Testi

*Griffin punches Testi repeatedly*

“Scottie, I’m yours” sounds like something plenty of 20-30 year olds could be saying to him now.

To be fair, he lived in Seattle (as a player at UW) for just as long as most of these “die-hard” 12s have been fans of the team.

Like I'm going to listen to the opinion of someone who goes to the airport to watch a movie.

With “She keeps on making the same jokes,” do you mean that her entire body of work essentially boils down to making fat jokes about herself? If so, I would not agree.

That’s interesting that you think Amy Schumer is “phoning it in.”

A big thumbs up to Adam Silver and NBA League Office for keeping the heat on this piece of shit. One detail I would change is that they should have called him out for comments condoning DOMESTIC violence, because that is exactly what this is. Taking violent action in the home against a current love interest of your ex…

This is where we disagree, Jack. Not to be bi-partisan, but I don’t see how profitability and counting ability have anything to do with Health Insurance: Privacy Always Applies. Maybe that’s your interpretation of the law—it’s certainly not mine.

If there is a person in the world even a little bit surprised that Mike Ditka is an advocate for beating children, feel free to say so here.

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I’ll give the Browns this: they merely let a homeless person make their draft picks, they never let one coach.

Hopping on plane to Phlly now.

as a woman, I now have to admit that I am truly scared of their bullpen. #AroldisChapman

Matheny went on to say he was shocked that Heyward didn’t want to eat dinner at 4 pm. “With coupons, they’re basically giving the food away,” said Matheny, “And then there’s no chance you’ll miss the 6 o’clock bingo game at St. Lawrence.”

See my reply to Juan_Nothing. He is not honest in any way, shape, or form. The idea that he is honest is a complete fallacy. He’s openly racist, sure. I’ll give him that. What a guy.

Did Case Keenum write that headline?

I bought one of these. It really does rock. It’s heavy in the hand like a proper tool, the finish is very nice, and it makes a perfect mince from an unpeeled clove with no waste. It cleans very well and easily, with no little parts to lose. This is one kitchen gadget that has definitely earned its keep in my kitchen.

I bought one of these. It really does rock. It’s heavy in the hand like a proper tool, the finish is very nice, and…

“Yesterday we did exactly what you think we did. But it wasn’t what you think. It was precisely what you thought, but we don’t do that.”

FOOTLONG IN PRISON!

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.