If cocaine was the drug of choice, I believe that moves out of your system pretty quickly and you’ve have to catch a test within a day after using it.

I know! It’s like, “Grow up, you idiots! The thing that real adults do is derisively label people ‘cokehead drug addicts’ a couple days after dying at age 29, implicitly suggesting their death is not tragic because they did it to themselves!” Amirite?

I’ve heard drug use ran in his family. Very sorry to read this. Can never judge someone unless you’ve seen this happen to a loved one.

I’m also a big fan of his hide-in-the-bushes method, as opposed to, say, just taking the mask off and explaining what happened. As long as he’s a white dude, that situation would work itself out pretty quickly. Or at least much faster than if they had noticed him hiding in the bushes...

Disney let a dying fan see an unedited version of The Force Awakens. I’m sure he and his family signed a mountain of paperwork saying they would talk about the movie with anyone, but what’s really stopping that fan from spoiling the plot? What if he was disappointed—would a lawsuit really stop him from telling…

“Here in the army, we die more before 9 AM than most people die all day.” Perhaps the least effective recruiting slogan ever.

Should be a really good Inbounding Contest this year at All-Star Weekend with the contrasting styles of Jae Crowder and Draymond Green finally going head-to-head.

Clickbait Truthers are the new Tea Party.

You seem like fun

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed.

I don’t know what “true point guard” means but Mudiay looks like he could very well pull a Harden/Westbrook/Kyrie impersonation, not to mention defend 1-3. I've been impressed.

It’s truly heartwarming to think that municipalities who have been swindled into building football stadiums with taxpayer money under the bullshit promise of BIG GAME-DAY REVENUES FOR LOCAL BUSINESSES will now be subject to losing 1/8th of the bullshit game-day revenues they were promised so that the NFL can use their…

“I was there. Unlike anything I’ve ever been apart of.”

I’m sorry...did I miss the part about Black’s wife sitting in the dugout with him?

“Why don’t you put the word ‘did’ in front of it?” he said. “And then a question mark at the end of it.”

Oh, fun! A Hunter S. Thompson cover band!

You Patriots fans can’t be cirrus.

In order to offset this act, he should be sentenced to ten public utterances of the phrase “holding our student-athletes accountable” over the next week or I will not respect him anymore as a coach.