Wade Boggs' liver might disagree.

Love to see a location grid of every ball the Royals got hits on. From the TV view, it looked like DeGrom was in the middle of the plate all night

I would tend to agree, provided we can convince the WNBA to expand its playoff format to eight teams per conference.

This all makes sense if you remember that Kevin previously played in Brooklyn.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

Maybe he confused the special teams coach with one of the cheerleaders?

Well when your QB is EJ Manuel your scheme needs to be able to be presented as a coloring book, so that leaves a lot of time for other things instead of complicated gameplanning.

Jacksonville then trolled Ryan by stuffing a foot up Buffalo’s ass.

You sir, are a good baseball man.

as a royals fan i don’t have a problem with it going seven games. i’ll pass on all the homeruns though

I bet that “2015 SNF Runner-up” banner looks great.

It is stunningly easy to get large chunks of America to agree with the notion that their taxes are already way too high and that they deserve a break. There never need to be any actual facts or math involved.

That the police did nothing does not mean nothing happened. As a matter of fact, this is the sort of behavior that both police AND athletes are known to engage in with sufficient frequency that it is difficult for any thinking person to not question the truth of the circumstances.

“Well now it’s wasted! You’re still fucking alive!”

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more pure declaration of love.

I hereby call for the immediate development and implementation of some sort of global platform that democratizes writing and information, and facilitates the ability to consume content from a wide variety of different voices, styles, and sources.

“Boston fans and media” did not run Epstein and Francona out of town. Francona was let go and Epstein left on his own because he didn’t get along with some of the ownership. There was no tide of public or media resentment toward either of them. And in Francona’s case it was not unreasonable to suggest it was time for…

“Well, that’s the last time I trust the people at Chechen Whore Wake-Up Service!”

Calm down, Brian McCann

How about if I keep writing as much as I goddamn fucking please? Would that also be okay with you?