If the Democrats come on stage and roll out even a tenth of the pure insanity offered by the Republicans, you can bet your bottom dollar that Deadspin, Gawker and all the rest would be all over it. Do you really think they’d let Hillary Clinton get away with this shit? Do you think that Hillary Clinton could go and…

Is “Stick to sprouts” your final answer?

Yes, the old communist. Like this one.

Come to think of it, I don’t ever recall Terrell Suggs throwing his achilles tendon at a quarterback and knocking him over with it either, so what the fuck is this “out for the year” bullshit? Get on the field and play.

Maybe not, but he started typing that tweet in August.

So by Whitlock’s logic, the only self-aware writers are the unsuccessful ones.

Of course this is a hoax. What’s a third baseman doing manning second base?

Seriously, how hard do you want him to rip D-Mac? Manning has lost feeling in his finger tips, not his heart.

So come on...stop making us wait. Now that you’ve tickled our balls with this juicy teaser, give us what we all came here for: What’s the REAL story of how Steve Rannazzisi got into comedy????

The gaffe prompted an empathetic show of support in the form of an email from Rick Pitino, letting the guy know that life does go on after such an incident.

John Tavares has the confident look of someone who no longer has to worry about the possibility of a scoreboard crushing him to death.

Leave it you, Delhomme, to be lobbying for obvious pickoffs not to be counted as such.

+1 Trail of Beers

Good Kinja.

Hey buddy: Go fuck yourself if you think you're gonna preach to me, okay?

That’s an amazing metaphor, bro.

The saddest thought is George W. Bush is being honest: that the most nervous moment of his Presidency was throwing a ceremonial pitch. That the wars and crises that hung around his time in office like a smelly fart were too abstract for him to understand, but pitching a ball was concrete and therefore a comprehensible…

The history of that man and his administration are a complete embarrassment to our country.

But have they buried their locker room showers?

This is good practice for when they have to bury Hackenberg after he dies on the field.