Time to book at flight to some Third-World countries.

So Posada and Jeter were going to keep him quiet how? By putting, ok, now it makes sense...

Why the comma?

Bold statement.

Not to be confused with the “Wilkommen” service, which is the same thing except you also take a dump on his chest.

GINGER DICK
by Herman Smelville

You can disagree all you want and I can respect that but I don’t appreciate the insults and personal attacks.

Because they do it with wife beating, rape, and murder biannually??

real talk - who the heck approved this font? This is awful.

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.

*Bursts into Kinja panting and out of breath*

All people are IDIOTS I hate them all and here is why: Abortion liberal football.

Siding with his beloved franchise quarterback once again, Redskins owner Dan Snyder accepted the explanation that an intern had indeed made the embarrassing public error. Rather than fire or publicly chastise the student worker, however, Snyder seized the opportunity to create a dose of positive press for his…

I’m amazed the intern could recognize a little heart considering how much time he spends around RGIII and the rest of the Redskins.

Never. The kid stays in the Jambaroo.

I draw the fucking line here. We DO NOT want to see the Robert Evans MVP Watch disappear. That shit is the text equivalent of an orgasm.

I demand a return to the days when tennis players were marketed in ways that made sense.

I hate how hard I am laughing at this.

More like ‘Poke-A-Hot-Ass’ amirite?