Asked how he got over the insult, Gruden said he “got away from negative people and spent an evening with Friendly’s.”

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

She Rick Perry’d her own letter.

The safest thing you can do is live your life, unashamedly, and stand up for yourself because you are great.

Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America

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Before any of you assholes make the case that alcohol can numb the pain, just remember that Johnny already drank all the booze in Cleveland.

I would also classify an article written in prose text with accompanying still photos as "unwatchable," yes.

Sometimes you have to read between the pinstripes to get the real meaning.

Just another manic Munn day.

5 rings, dummy.

Di2re2pectful

If you ask me, it’s pretty tasteless of that fan in the parking lot to reenact such a dark moment in Chiefs’ history.

Also, it was the perfect outcome for an athlete from Philadelphia.

This screed is ten times better when read in Peggy Hill’s voice.

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

You’d be mad too if you were a man named Susan.

Oh this looks great, I’m so in!

We started dating and it was like magic.

I mean, his explanation of that habit was almost prideful. That’s what freaked me out the most.