The developers Ryan is suing see Smith’s involvement as a red flag:

I call bullshit on this. No way Rob can fit his way through that door, even if there isn’t a car in there.

What if a quarterback, hypothetically, has won one Super Bowl, plays on the East Coast, really has a pretty good arm, is tall, has brown hair, and shares a first name with a four-time Super Bowl champion Quarterback from the 1980s? Would you consider that quarterback elite?

As a Giants fan, I’m conflicted. On the one hand, he’s been remarkably consistent. On the other hand, his consistency means he’s likely to get the deal but somehow return the signed contract to the wrong team.

The quaint town of Snohomish will now forever be synonymous with “LLSWS Scandal.” Along with “Igloo,” of course.

good article but youre all wrong. the objective best tweet of all time is here:

I’m partial to this trio of Magic Johnson gems that basically reads like a guy remembering as many players as he can while he’s taking a shit. Keep in mind this is like the second week of last season.

Spieth IS the future of golf. He of course will never be the cultural phenomenon that Tiger Woods was, but I have never heard anyone suggest that he will be.

I would say that since every other gay baseball player in the last century-plus felt the need to spend his entire career in the closet, maybe it’s a nice gesture from us as humans to use a few extra positive words to support the very first guy to break that trend and let everyone know who he is. Just to kind of let…

As a lymphoma survivor myself, I must say... thanks for the laugh.

Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.

Great catch, but does Rizzo really need to be patting himself on the back like that in public?

/slowly hides his “Where’s the Beef?” t-shirt

Rick Reilly thinks this takedown of Brandt is spicier than shrimp vindaloo!

Racist Gumby: Get the fuck over here, Pokey!

Anthony, there is help.

Its too bad. His situation looks like a real mess, it’s easy to imagine him failing even if he does a good job. Reminds me a bit of how Jim Zorn got his head coaching job, and he could well share a similar fate.

Boy, I bet the players love being dicked around with like that during games.

I love some good Gallo’s humor.