A-Rod being a sociopathic, disingenuous cockface did not start with him being outed for steroid use, and it is not merely the result of him doing steroids. He has, for at least 15 years, been a fucking fraud of a person who desires to be seen as many different magical things, including a centaur.

A-Rod hitting solo homers that financially damage the Yankees during miserable Yankee losses in a quarter-full Yankee Stadium is pretty much nirvana to me.

Same exact spot. Incredible.

I’m kind of surprised that’s not a more famous clip. It’s very unique. I don’t remember seeing that particular expression from Jordan any other time.

I just read Phil Jackson’s book, and I don’t recall the exact passage, but I’m pretty sure he mentions Jordan playing something like 45 holes on the morning/afternoon of a playoff game at one point in the early 1990s.

The idea of doing that to a man the size of Alonzo Mourning is absurd. That was a damn fine shot block attempt.

Jordan than purchased the floundering Charlotte basketball team, achieved a little success, re-branded the franchise the beloved Hornets, got everyone excited for the 2014-15 season, and then ran them into to ground as one final piece of payback for Gill’s transgression.

I'm so sick of watching this dickhead flop around.

Derrick was quite moved by the gesture. So much so that he immediately broke down.

Yeah, I think maybe that was something that someone on your family used to say, and you assumed that it was a common thing among Red Sox fans. It was not.

This is the first Regressing article that I was able to understand all the way through. It's an Opening Day miracle!

By what measure, then, is women’s basketball “technically better” and “more pure” than men’s basketball? Is this just your own eyeball test, your own opinion, or is there any way to back up the objective truth of that statement?

Look man, ask a suspenders salesman what he thinks about belts and he’ll probably have a hot take as well.

I would not patronize any pizzeria that served shitty food, nor would I endorse them in a public forum.

Actually someone should ask that guy why he chose not to act on his homosexual attraction but instead decided to act on his heterosexual attraction. He chose to be heterosexual after all.

This place looks so bad, I almost wish I were gay.

Wait a second...are you sure you're clear on the spelling of "drunk"?

Not that I'm a John Calipari fan, but I think you're quite misguided in labelling him a "criminal."

We have many examples of cops getting kid-gloves treatment from the law in cases of brutalizing minorities or poor people. Minorities and poor people NEVER get that same kind of treatment from the law. They are treated much more harshly for much lesser crimes.