You're shit.

Albert, I am a long-time student of American History. Like, it is something that just came out of me when I was born. Didn't make me popular or very many friends. I loved reading more than people, perspective more than... whatever was going on around me.

"I don't have any interest in politics infecting my Sunday afternoons."

God created "Adam and Eve," not "Adam and I."

Now there's a first-class homosexual.

Say what you will about Deadspin, I don't think "You don't point out that Roger Goodell is a liar often enough or in enough detail" is really a strong criticism.

It takes real effort for the Skyline chili logo to be the third-worst sight in a photograph, but there ya go.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Brown went on to be a principal as a college graduate.

He's a criminal who got away with a serious crime under Texas "law." He's trying to portray himself as a caring father because he made a phone call. This makes me so fucking angry that Roger Goodell seems like a reasonable person. I hope AP blows both ACLs getting out of bed tomorrow. Before you respond—go look…

Because morons love both the Cowboys and the Giants. Lots and lots of morons.

MY POOP STORY!

"Road trip!" - Ferguson PD

Silver was able to decisively and boldly answer the biggest question the American public had concerning the incident. Namely, who the fuck is Jeffrery Taylor?

"It's a fucking milligram of… Sweet'n Low," he chokes.

Why didn't you stop the interview by biting his dick off?

I have to be honest.. this story seems juicy with some possible sex stuff, cheating, douchbaggery phone snitching, blackmail and the like... I think I saw allegations of a private room strip club foracble titty sucking ...but I dont know who the fuck these people are

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

.... you posted the same joke on the other article about him. Was it funnier this time?

Um. No.