The TMQ thing reminds me of old Simmons columns where he would refer to where players had finished in previous years on his NBA Trade Value list as though it were objective data. It'd be like, "Paul Pierce was in the top ten for eight straight years! He was clearly better than people thought." That's you using your…

On the bright side, their floor went on to have the best season of its life.

I assume he only peed on the floor mid-stream just to be safe.

I will reiterate my belief that the entire purpose of these talking heads and reporters at ESPN is to create controversy for all other ESPN writers, reporters and "analysts" to bloviate on. It's a big ol' circle jerk.

I wholeheartedly agree. I, too, wish Deadspin would stop provoking your thoughts and feelings.

RIP

Typical libtard. He's only a tool, just like a car. Outlawing him will just empower criminals because CRIMINALS DON'T FOLLOW LAWS. We need more good guys with Madison Bumgarner.

Things got awkward when talking about their favorite position, as they both answered "receiver".

Well the NCAA did say he will go pro in something other than sports.

"How much money would that have cost us?"

Aren't there Heisman Trophy winners that don't make it in the NFL?

Erin Andrews

IVE CLICKED YOU MULTIPLE TIMES AS HARD AS I POSSIBLY CAN SO FUCK YOU STUPID ARROW IM DONE I DONT EVEN WANT TO WATCH ANYMORE

Philly Fan 1: Dude, let's throw trash at this Giants fan.

As a sophomore on my varsity football team, our star running back and one of our offensive linemen held me down and tried to force me to touch the RB's unusually large penis while we were alone in a cabin at football camp.

This can't be right. Only people whose parents didn't beat them with sticks growing up turn to drugs.

It's not so much that an apology is necessary. It's that you still kind of seem like an idiot after the follow up to your first post. Because you completely double down on the idea that we shouldn't express outrage at acts of violence and personal violation if they're happening close to home in an otherwise…

I bet they'll find a way to sweep this under the rug, just like they did for the Sayreville War.

Hard to say if he's a better fit at Penn State or if he's trying to show he's ready for the NFL.

I'm sure AP appreciated the fact that he wasn't the only giant pussy at the hearing.