I know that using “counting stats thresholds” is limited and shouldn’t be the only way to judge HOF-worthiness, but...2200 hits and 309 homers are VERY LOW numbers in those categories for a Hall of Famer. I am 100% in favor of DH consideration (Ortiz is a first-ballot slam-dunk outside of the PED considerations that…

It ain’t going to be that easy for LeBron or any GM to just draw up a team from scratch that can compete with GS the next few years though. He needs to go somewhere where they can afford him, he wants to be, AND there is better coaching and personnel around him than he has in Cleveland.

I guess any buyer (and also the seller) could probably pretty easily project “profits with LeBron” based on the past few years multipled by “how long we expect LeBron to stay” and factor that into the sales price, with the assumption being that they go back to being a bottom-five team with corresponding profitability…

I don’t think the Cavs will trade LeBron this year as the hot take scorchingly suggests, but I’m very curious to know what the NBA-heads around here see as his most likely destination next year when he (probably) bolts.

The thinking last offseason was of course the Lakers; but I just look at them with Lonzo Ball and I…

I don’t know a whole lot about sports franchise valuation, but my honest question is this: How much would an an iron-clad guarantee that LeBron James will play the rest of his career in Cleveland affect the sale price of the team?

At least it’s an ethos.

Now YOU’RE perpetuating the myth that Tom Brady hurt his hand fingering Trump’s asshole during AFC Championship week? Don’t you see the potential for damage here? Simply re-typing the words “Tom Brady hurt his hand fingering Trump’s asshole during AFC Championship Week” could end up having the effect of spreading the…

That’s true. Look at Curt Schilling today: Still dominating the world on the strength of that one performance..

It’s obvious that you’re making the slanderous suggestion that Brady got the injury fingering Trump’s asshole during AFC Championship Week, and I don’t appreciate it. If word gets to Tom Brady that you’re suggesting he hurt his hand fingering Trump’s asshole during AFC Championship week, he may pursue legal action.…

WHY’D YOU PUT THE BANANAS IN THERE???!?!?!!

Dude, Do you even watch football? He’s not going to be able to throw with a fucking sock on his hand.

<Re-watches video>....holy fuck you’re right, that IS Danny Woodhead!!!!

The other day at work, for about an hour, I listened to two co-workers have a conversation about their rescue dogs, in which every single statement by one person about their dog was not really listened to or reacted to in any meaningful way by the other person, but rather used by the other person as a springboard to…

“A lot like I was when I was growing up.”

Caption: “Yeah, the guy in the Kordell Stewart jersey, row 10. I kicked him in the dick with my steel-toe for getting the pussy-drip exhaust from his Prius on my Camaro. HAHAHAHHAHA....fucker cried like a little pink clam, threatened to press charges. LET’S GO, EAGLE RIGHT 22 SHERMAN DOPE STACK SIX, FUCK ‘EM UP…

Well, it’s easy for the person making up a system of tiers to assign whatever teams he wants to whatever tiers he wants.

Am I saying that the Cavs are good right now because they were good last year? No, I am not. The Cavs are not good enough to get anywhere close to a title this year, in my opinion. I do not believe it’s going to work out for them.

That doesn’t make them a powerhouse, it just makes them a reasonably good team  the defending NBA champions playing in a bad conference.

Do you recall the part where they made it through the Eastern Conference Playoffs losing one game in three rounds? I understand that the conference was bad and the Cavs only won 51 games in the regular season, but their dominance of the Eastern Conference Playoffs seems like a curious thing to omit.

Dude, the Cavs still had Kyrie Irving last year. A team with LeBron, Kyrie, and Kevin Love, all healthy, is not “clearly in the second tier” of teams, unless “second tier” means “the tier below Golden State.” They have been a fucking powerhouse team the last three years and have taken a big hit this year because they…