The ironic thing is that most of the people who accumulate guns for protection make civil society worse off by continuing to live.

The repeal of the 2nd amendment really needs to inch its way closer to the mainstream liberal policy circles. A stronger base in cities and a larger concentration of minorities will probably help that, but not soon enough.

Read a newspaper.

Sorry your shitty party can't win elections, you affluent tool.

The regional advantage is not all conspiratorial by any means, though. Democrats cluster, Republicans distribute better. We need to work on that. Also, the senate favors low-population homogenous states. Guess who does well there?

"Join the club." —David Carradine

"Technically, it's 'Accidents while naked.'" —Florida Man

She does understand that Hamilton Nolan's "I of the Tiger" posts aren't about her shitty song and mortifying video, right?

Please commit voter fraud.

So Wicked:Maleficent::Transformers:Gobots?

I would take a Waco a day until we seized every gun.

Well, I belive her. In fact, I think we should abolish the senate to make sure this never happens again.

May a Clydesdale shart in your convertible.

Voter Fraud Barbie should be an empty box.

Oh there's a funny Republican. Pilfered from an internet source:

Maybe just market it as "astronaut alcohol". Works for other dried up nasty crap that was once yummy in its natural format.

Chinese Olympic Gymnastics Coach: "Nice tryout, kid, but you're a little on the old side."

Despite all his rage, he would still hold a cat on this page

Fuck the founders and fuck you. I hope someone puts metal in your microwave.

Federalism is an enormous failure. Every state law should be able to be overruled by federal law so that the rubes and local parochial powers that be don't abuse minorities and don't dick up well-meaning, constructive federal programs. Countries that have their shit together better than we do are more centralized.