"C'mon, kid, gimme your best shot."

+zillion. It's like Robocop's sinus infection.

She learned that move watching Brian Urlacher do it to Rex Grossman about a million times.

"Here's your last sandwich. Now I want half."

Tim Tebow on a Segway opening a charter school in 3D.

"Actually, I'm feeling a little faint. I might need a blood transfusion."

Yeah what's worse to pick up if you're him, "Lance Armstrong's missing testicle," or "Lance Armstrong's missing TDF titles?"

Was it a government contractor? Federal regs require you track that for billing, estimating, etc.

As somebody who basically wants a one-party state, I'm having a tough time getting too upset about this. OH NO PARTY I HATE, PLEASE DON'T ALIENATE THE VOTERS.

Ah FL. Have any of you Florida people heard of this drink they have down there called the Blake Bortles? It's any beverage made of raw ingredients that you would usually order for a discount on the fourth round but you instead overpay for on your first round.

There is really nothing helpful about letting intoxicated bros cluster in fortresses around campus and throw parties that make trial lawyers salivate. From experience, I say can 'em.

I guess she changed her mind:

Not to be confused with joyfully full of children.

For the record I was pretty insulted that you didn't at least stop and say hi.

You know, I have a friend who threw a destination wedding specifically because he knew it would deter everyone except the most committed family...at which point, I suppose, they could be subsidized. Is this strategy common? Perhaps it's starting to backfire.?

Most people who really enjoy work are people I generally don't want to hang out with.

There was a good article on this recently in Jacobin:

3. Tort reform!

The weather? Maybe the not-snow part, sure. But summer south of Ohio is like inhabiting an armpit.

This debate got a lot more interesting the other week when Adam Weinstein of Gawker asserted that climate change denial by some sort of nebulous class of pundit should be criminalized. At that point I don't see how being concerned about slippery slopes is necessarily ridiculous because if all that banning advocacy of…