No man can respect a man in shorts, himself included. No man in Florida can wear pants 90% of the year, hence the psychological conundrum that creates the Florida Man.

I'd say it was an homage, but that dude doesn't really look like a huge fan of mid70s comedy periodicals.

Well to be fair, most of us are to the left...to the left.

You don't seem to understand that paying someone who isn't doing work = losing money.

Senior prank or señor prank?

No.

tell me more about these lubricating institutions. asking for a friend.

#Wenghazi

Shut up Crabtree.

It's cool that RGIII can play the same position for the Redskins and for Baylor in the same season.

Josh McCown is the Bear of the Year.

Another Florida man recently put up the AR-15 Jesus used to stand his ground.

Do you have a problem with my home team, The Rednecked Honkies?

Whatever, this happens every year. Although, usually not until at least Week 4.

Not quite expounded upon: Iowa also just gone done taking part in a long-term contraceptive study, where it offered long-term options (IUDs, implants) to women for FREE. The number of long-term contraceptives being used in Iowa skyrocketed. Isn't it amazing how providing women with safe and effective methods at…

"...so I said to myself 'YOLO!', then I ate the whole thing, tiny bones and all.

I think #4 would be better phrased "like who you like, and know and question why you like what you like". Like, for some reason I've never been attracted to pale redhead or blonde dudes. I realized that their body chemistry is just too close to mine and it feels like I'm screwing a relative.
I also like guys who are…

To qualify as a "jock," does one have to be competent at his sport?

Here's my Dixiefied libreal opinion: it hurts so much to see Paula Deen behaving this way because she was someone who made us all look good. Now that we all learn that she's a racist, it makes people who don't know think that all Southerners are racists. And we are not. My family does not use that word or hold those…

A whorse walks into a bar, and the bartender says to her "hey why the slut phase?"