Point taken. But if a Republican replacement cuts social services and crushes unions...

Yeah, wasn't that why there wasn't bipartisan pressure to oust the guy? As I understand it, San Diego is kind of purple, and it was a case of having to deal with an asshole, but at least not a Republican asshole, because that would hurt entire classes of people.

By not having a bunch of senators up for reelection in red states. 2016 looks like another swing to the Dems.

I volunteer to watch every episode of the Red Green Show with Lindy West and/or EGR, the finale of which apparently didn't warrant a Jezebel postmortem the first time around because misandry.

Dear flustered Clobert Nation,

I would just like to say, as a point of order, that owning the Washington football club isn't much of a privelege these days.

Who says I don't want that?

All gun bans are good bans. Confiscate all of them, using the Army.

I try to look on the bright side by considering that there will exist five fewer people than we thought who will one day kick our ass in Olympic hockey.

What kind of sicko thinks this much about running trains on apes? I thought his was the party of family values.

My pen pal Paula Deen would like to know more about this "frequency of usage" defense of which you speak.

I wonder if the history of the ape trope was a known unknown or an unknown unknown to Rumsfeld.

Allow me to answer your question with another: would you scarf a delicious porterhouse, or would you savor it slowly?

If you people only knew how many comments I've left you while evacuating my bowels...

Now I'm no anthropologist, but it sounds like Brownnosing Beth Behrs wants to get in on that fuck list.

Just ask if you can bring your boyfriend. Maybe they screwed up the invitation, or his got lost. Also, they're already being horribly rude, and you are entitled to this, so fuck it.

This would be vastly improved if they broadcast this on HGTV.

...and after the arduous task of guarding an unarmed black guy in Florida for a week, every one of his Secret Service Agents asked for a vacation as soon as they got back.

I don't ever remember Otis doing this on Andy Griffith, but that's probably because thy only had one cell.

Also, New Yorker readers can easily picture an Adam Lanza in their kids' Underwater Basketweaving Magnet School for the Apologetically White, so these stories tend to pique their interest.