You didn't "build" shit. You said, "Here are some depressing facts on the topic, Q.E.D." That's ridiculous.

Yeah, but you're just paying back the hour you took in the spring. Or are you temporally insolvent? Have you been lending time to dodgy recipients using inscrutably complex instruments, dangerously leveraging the lubricating institutions in the Time Industry, leading to a catostrophic systemic collapse of the fourth…

Good to know the new rhetorical standard is to present a rectally produced quantitative claim and then put the burden on the accused to prove a negative.

Maybe, but, well, "[citation needed]," as the kids say.

I suppose that coaches won't try to outrun the cooler dump so quickly.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your politicians, but you can't pick your friends' politicians.*

That sounds like a forgotten track on a Soundgarden album.

"*tchump tchump* Called it. tchump tchump"

All private education, including primary and secondary schooling, should be outlawed, and the state should monopolize it and run it close to cost. We should maximize the value of higher education by socializing it and stripping out all these dumb bells and whistles.

The big problem with recovering te non-service jobs that were so lucrative in the 20th century is that these days, capital flight and automation basically make it impossible to encourage labor-intensive work wherein the laborers capture a decent portion of the returns. The solution is probably a combination of…

What was Bette Midler being blackmailed with to compel her to mutilate her most famous 80s power ballad so thoroughly on national teevee?

Way to vote out the Socialists.

You're forgiven for misunderstanding.

As Frank Underwood says, democracy is SO overrated.

Lighten up, Francis.

They are over-enfranchised via the senate and the fact that limitations of state borders inhibit the districts from corrective sizing for the sake of equity. In general, sparsely populated places have more power per capita than do cities.

Class interests are best pursued through disciplined party politics. And there is a correct way and an incorrect way to vote. Deal with it.

The over-enfranchisement of rural white people is coming home to roost. We need a one-party state for like 30 years and shut out all of these provincal areas from the political discussion. Then we could enjoy an era of beautifully forced social engineering and economic redistribution, narrated by their impotent wails.

I deduced recently that it has something to do with the level of musk in their genital region that they can taste when they groom themselves. Last week I had a date over who remained incredulous after I explained my theory, but after I pointed out that one of us had tested this hypothesis and one of us had not, she…

When I watch this, all I can think of is how...everyone else has had more sex than me.