You'll have to be cool with CSC or SAIC or TASC or General Dynamics or somebody like that doing it because (a) fucking everything is contracted out, and (b) the capacity for technological innovation in your average federal agency is choosing different angles from which one mashes one's face onto the keyboard.

I look forward to their next project, "House of 1000 NIMBYs".

SOMEONE IN FINANCE IS A NARCISSISTIC ASSHOLE??

Why would I want to be prevented from acting like a coworker to my coworkers?

VOTER FRAUD! Someone voter frauded her to stay, with their anchor babies.

We are remiss in excluding black magicks, amnesia or pod people.

Maybe you liberal Obot sycophants missed this headline the other day regarding the heroic George Zimmerman:

I'm bromoting this bromment, brocause I abbrociate you brofessionalism. I am not some mindless brone that they can just brogram with some broneheadded brommercial pitch!

Age counts, but the controlling factor in our political future is the intersection of demography and geography. We decided that it's more important that everyone be allowed to vote for their local dogcatcher than that we facilitate class-based movements across arbitrary district and state lines. Thanks, Madison!

I admit I know not the ways of the Great White Walkers; their free medicine and beflanneled bodies frighten and confuse me. Is this an example of that otherworldly "Canadian football" I've heard about? Because gee, all this time I figured Kurt Warner was kind of uptight.

It's my only hope.

And then the horse was all, "Fuck Bill Clinton!!!"

Good thing that guy wasn't under the hood.

I highly recommend that Democratic congresswomen sport these earrings, not only in solidarity with the anguished Texas women, but as a stain guard for their suit jackets in anticipation of the next time Steve King says something so stupid their ears bleed.

Excellent point.

I bet your tinfoil farmer's hat is the cat's meow.

That's a stupid comment.

The presence of these goods in the system results in unacceptable externalities. Ban guns.

If no private citizens were allowed to own firearms, we wouldn't even have to worry about this Stand Your Ground stuff as much, unless the defendant happens to be a knife-throwing expert.

I never really saw the appeal of Weeds, but I liked her acting in it a lot. I thought her character was just kind of a yutz and had a hard time getting interested in the spots she got herself in. Breaking Bad took a similar premise but made it way better.