“Twat waffle” applies here.

I am a huge fan of “Florida Man,” so I have been pleasantly surprised and very impressed by “Florida Students.”

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off by now.

Aggression, capacity for violence, complete disregard for anything other than ourselves.

I like your suggestion. In my view all Americans are either immigrants or descended from immigrants. I am endlessly fascinated by family history, probably because my own is so convoluted. So, you have a good way to approach it.

Paxson, Bristol, Willow, and Piper are all related to Alaska, which I don’t mind, because Alaska is awesome. Not so sure about the rest of them though.

There is a documentary called “Last Days Here” about Bobby Liebling, he was the singer for some metal band in the 70s. Addict for decades, I believe it was heroin and crack. He insisted there were parasites crawling around under his skin, had horrible open sores on his arms. Went to the ER frequently demanding…

It sounds like a normal girlfriend experience to me. I don’t date anymore.

“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that ‘my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.’”

Don’t worry, your Mom has a nice bush.

Maybe it’ll get better, keep trying.

For the first time in my life I’m glad my parents named me ‘Twathammer.’

What about “vagina-haver?” That’s okay, right?

He is probably referring to his reality TV show about being a reserve sheriff’s deputy, in Louisiana I think. I believe it got cancelled because of a sexual harassment suit against him, but I could be wrong. I could google it, but who gives a shit.

Call the Illuminati. They know how to get shit done.

There was a lot of pressure from Democrats for Franken and Conyers to step down, little to no pressure from Republicans for Trump or Moore to drop out. Also, Abraham Lincoln was a vampire slayer. I read about it in a book.

Human blood.

Even if Hillary wins by a landslide Trump supporters will never accept it. My dad never accepted the legitimacy of Bill Clinton’s presidency because “It was mostly women and blacks (he didn’t say blacks) that voted for him.”

Trump supporters observing polling places? What could possibly go wrong? I’m sure everyone who is not a white male will feel totally safe!

Men do not learn much from the lessons of history and that is the most important of all the lessons of history. -Aldous Huxley