I have thin but robust hair, showering and sleeping both lead to the swamp witch thing. I was able to overcome it by becoming an old man. I just don’t give a shit any more. Think Bruce Dern, but with a lot more hair.

If you are getting your morality from the Christian Bible...then you might be a psychopath!

“A high school teacher resigned from an Illinois high school after he was exposed by anti-racism activists as a cyber-racist, which is like regular racism but for white cowards who can only espouse their hate when they are far from negroes and have a good wi-fi connection.”

So many handsome boys today!

Another handsome boy!

Handsome boy!

“Who amongst us doesn’t like throwing lunch meat at naked deaf girls?”

Well, I can appreciate that some people would find the surprise house cleaning to be creepy or invasive, but I knew she would appreciate it. She just wasn’t squeamish about dirty undies and clogged toilets and things like that.

Don’t forget Gustaf Skarsgard (son of Stellan, brother of Alexander and Bill)! He’s my go-to Skarsgard.

My ex-wife had 4 dogs and 5 cats when we met. On our first Valentine’s day together I waited for her to go to work, then cleaned her house from top to bottom. It really paid off in terms of sexual activities. I don’t think she would have been that impressed by Kenny G showing up, unless he cleaned the bathroom or…

I don’t use the term “anti-vaxxer.” I use “pro-diseaser.” Because it’s more accurate.

My Mom and Dad both had siblings die young from diseases that are almost unheard of now. My Dad’s whole family got diptheria, one brother died. My Dad, who was tough as nails, would shudder when he talked about how sick he was. My Mom had one sibling die and another permanently crippled by polio.

Sums it up perfectly.

And whoever took Hitler’s place might not have been stupid enough to invade the Soviet Union. Without that blunder Germany might have been able to negotiate a peace with Great Britain and hold onto some of their conquered territories, or at the least make the D-Day invasion much more difficult. The US rebuilt Germany…

Good point, conservatives don’t have a problem killing people after they are born, only before.

The staggering irony of a bunch of white kids chanting “build the wall” to Native Americans.

My standard way of announcing impending orgasm is “Yaba-daba-do!”

I read the title as “A 20 Year Old is Sucking Dicks at Walmart Because They Won’t Sell Him A Gun” and I didn’t think it was odd.

Yeah, I grew up on a farm, shoveled a lot of horse shit and cow shit, spread many tons of it on fields. Don’t compare it to Trump, that’s just unfair to the shit.

Try pronouncing it the British way, “tweight biscuit,” that sounds a little better.